Funny sayings about dating men

Unknown I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.

Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.

Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.

Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.

If you are into online dating or are already in a relationship, you will find some of these sayings to be inspirational quotes and others to be full of fun.

Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.

If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.

Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.

This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

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