(Answer: Yes, probably inside of some gorgeous art history Ph D named Karen who is skinnier than you.) I didn't so much mourn our relationship as enter Civil War widowhood over it.I slept with a lot of people and was strategically mean to the ones who were nice to me.Aside from disrespecting you, he also has no respect for other women.If you notice him talking down to your friends, bashing on his mom or being rude to a waitress, it’s a sure sign that he’s a problem.If he gives you a compliment, it’s going to be about your appearance, because he’s more interested in your body than your brains.Other than that, he has no regard for your personal strengths and talents as a woman. I should mention the fire was caused by an electrical problem and not by, say, a vengeful ex.Also, that despite the fact that I have a grotesque sense of humor and that he says things like "dope," William and I are very close. In addition to razzing one another like two fraternity brothers who have had sex, we exchange advice and encouragement.
You’re probably familiar with the many Instagram mirror selfies of his abs.
But I wondered how he was, whether to get in touch with him or just be content that the mention of his name suddenly had no adverse effect on my blood pressure. It's easy to stay friends with people you've dated casually, or maybe slept with once or twice before deciding you just couldn't tolerate that haircut. One of the hardest things to do is learn to re-love someone whom you really messed up and were messed up by in return. There can be no lingering feelings of romance or resentment if you wish to achieve true blissful Statler and Waldorf-hood.