What to expect: Your days of leaving beer cans and pizza boxes on the coffee table are over.
Much like Frat-House You, “love” is not necessarily the first thing on their minds.What to expect: Since many Dominicanas are, as Shakira put it, “loco con my tiguere” (meaning they trust you about as far as Pat Burrell could throw you), don’t be surprised if that email from a female coworker saying “I want you to CC me” ends up getting you a melon baller to the head.The dirty: Dominican women are as liberated as men when it comes to sex in monogamous relationships, so make sure you can get the job done, slugger.But not like the rich, old ones who keep touring until they're 90.
More like the one-hit wonders who aren't really that good and are bankrupt by 25. What to expect: Remember how loosely you threw around the word "love" when trying to hook up with girls at frat house parties?
Just had to keep saying things about baseball, sorry.