] By Dork Zygotian As one walks down the street in Budapest, a common reaction that many visitors have as they gaze at the physical perfection of Hungarians is "Gee! This information is aimed at men, those slaves of testosterone who carry their brains in two neat little bundles between their legs. All Hungarian men are charming, enchanting, good-looking, and completely unintelligible if you don't speak Hungarian.I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.We and western women loose sight of the 'old romance'.These Eastern women still hold on to this, maybe due to the religous aspect of these lands.I have a hungarian girlfriend and I am obligated to take several showers, I do pay almost everything but only because of my good financial situation and yes she needs a man.I found that out the first time when a tear came out during a dramatic film (a dog died) and she seemed pretty upset. So, relax people, this is not a stupid yankee thesis about europeans but propably a plesant description of a personal experience.
Having followed this advice, you should now be the proud owner of a Hungarian girlfriend. You need to get laid and unwind and stop putting people and places down that yu have no idea about!
You have to come up with something more permanent, like environmental protection engineer or journalist (a perennial favorite around our office.) You will also need a suit of clothes that could not possibly have ever seen the inside of a backpack, and a real pair of shoes. The waiting period is to see if you are "serious." That means that you are either staying in Hungary long term, or you are really, really rich. You will open doors for your date, but you will always enter a restaurant or bar first. You are expected to be a gentleman, and gentlemen are not expected to do their own laundry.
Hungarian women are not attracted to new-age sensitive guys. Bruner | Budapest Nostalgia, Expat Philosophy | Apr 2, 2004 | Comments (101) How much longer do we have to tolerate Zygotian's incessant rants against Hungarians, women, and tame domestic pets?
I dated a Polish girl for 8 months and she was the same, if not alot more. Just treat people how you wish to be treated, and reval in it.
There is always going to be a conflict between east and west. Treat her like a princess and your rewards will be great(best fuck i have ever had). being an American engaged to a wonderful Hungarian woman, and having met her friends in Budapest while on holiday there, there are some differences but not a lot of major ones from my observations.First you should look and criticize your own back yard before trashing people you don't know shit about.